Every so often there comes a celebrity so beautiful the heavens sing songs of joy on the day he was born. So why in the world would he turn his back on his beauty and become something of a bum? Our dearest friend, James Franco, attracted my notice in Spiderman. While everyone was marveling over Spidey's webnastics, I was drooling over the Green Goblin's son. Not to mention the fact that this boy took over 25 units a semester at UCLA unti he graduated and is working on grad school. But what is this mess? This conformist to Mustache March; this messy, unkempt human is nothing short of a failure of beauty.
James Franco, You need to get a.............................FREAKING MAKEOVER BACK TO REALITY!!!
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