Tyrant Talk Show Host

There are two kinds of tv personalities in the world: those who care about the people on their show, and those who obviously don't. An example of someone who cares about the people on their talk show would be.... well.. noone. Sorry, I've never seen a talk show where the host actually cared more about the people that were on the show than the money that those people brought into the show. One example of this would be Jerry Springer, and his lovely daytime television show, the Jerry Springer show. This man has exploited anything one could think of, including incest, pornography, affairs, and any other type of private happening. If he spent half as much effort building homes for the poor as he did exploiting these poor people to keep his ratings up, he would be one of the biggest philanthropists this world has ever seen. As it is, he refuses to do good and share; i guess its good, because nobody wants a slice of the pie he makes every week.


what the heck, jerry.
Jerry Springer, You need to get a.............LIFE, LOSER!!!!

Princess Person and Dopey Dog

To My Readers:

I am too tired to write a blog that includes alliterations, clever catch lines, and interesting pictures of before and after interesting celebrities.

Instead, I decided to simply post a picture of Paris Hilton.

'Nuff Said.

Bearded Beau Brings Up Bile

There is a large difference between celebrities, and celebrities with beards. 99% of celebrities with beards make me want to vomit. The slight 1%  that are capable of pulling off a beard either suck as actors or have some other physical or social deformity, ie George Clooney who is a universal outright playboy. Our lovely celebrity Joaquin Phoenix is no exception. I don't know what possessed him to grow a beard that outshines a national park forest, but it is not a look that benefits humanity. If he stayed outside for a week and lived in a box, I would not be able to differentiate from the transient that sits outside with an "I love weed" poster. Please, Joaquin: Give us back our Jack Morrison, our Commodus, our Johnny Cash! I love you, but I will not tolerate this.

Joaquin Phoenix, You  need to get a ......................................BIG RAZOR, BRO!

Ridiculous and Religious = Riotous Runt

Nowadays, everyone is trying the latest fad: whether it be religious, physical appearance, intelligence level, they're all pretty ridiculous; and at the top of this list lies the trend-setting Tom Cruise. Not only is he an astounding 5'4", he's married to Katie Holmes and is known as the face of Top Gun. However, he is also an outspoken Scientologist. I believe his most famous interview is the one with Oprah, in which he dances around the room and jumps on the couch claiming he's in love- he also claims there are aliens. This poor man. Not only does he act crazy, he leads everyone else to believe his religion is reserved for crazy people such as himself.

Tom Cruise, You need to get a................................DIFFERENT DIVINATION, DUDE!