Super Schnoz

If we thought our dear friend Val Kilmer was a stout superhero, then our exaggerations of the truth cannot be too far off. Steve Carrell is another example of a celebrity who needs help. He greatly destroys the humor of the hit show "The Office," because his huge nose gets in the way of all the humor. He would be a decent looking guy who deserves a girlfriend in the show, but I am so distracted by the length of his nose that it makes the show unrealistic whenever there is a love interest for him. He cannot play Maxwell Smart, because Maxwell ends up with Agent 86, who is super hot. And people with insanely largely noses just CANNOT end up with very good looking people.

Steve Carrell, the world's best boss, you need to get a ...........NOSE JOB, NOW!

From Batman to Bloated

In my personal opinion, the greatest Batman in the world was Val Kilmer. Born in Los Angeles, California, Kilmer was a mid 1980-90's heartthrob who played several lead roles from movies including Top Secret, Willow, Top Gun, the Saint, Tombstone, and his most famous movie, Batman Forever. Kilmer started out as a poster child for the typical action movie: washboard abs, facial stubble, the occasional happy trail, and a killer smile. However, in recent years, our superheroic saint has gone from sexy to saggy. He has gained a substantial amount of weight, making his audiences more of the geriatric nature than the early to middle age woman. To make matters worse, his selection of movies that he has acted in is less than enthralling, and I have to wonder how many criminal bank heist and low-budget goverment conspiracy movies one man can star in. This saddens me, because he used to be my favorite actor, and he really has turned into nothing more than a chubby has-been.

Val Kilmer, you need to get a..... PERSONAL TRAINER, PLEASE.