In my personal opinion, the greatest Batman in the world was Val Kilmer. Born in Los Angeles, California, Kilmer was a mid 1980-90's heartthrob who played several lead roles from movies including Top Secret, Willow, Top Gun, the Saint, Tombstone, and his most famous movie, Batman Forever. Kilmer started out as a poster child for the typical action movie: washboard abs, facial stubble, the occasional happy trail, and a killer smile. However, in recent years, our superheroic saint has gone from sexy to saggy. He has gained a substantial amount of weight, making his audiences more of the geriatric nature than the early to middle age woman. To make matters worse, his selection of movies that he has acted in is less than enthralling, and I have to wonder how many criminal bank heist and low-budget goverment conspiracy movies one man can star in. This saddens me, because he used to be my favorite actor, and he really has turned into nothing more than a chubby has-been.
Val Kilmer, you need to get a..... PERSONAL TRAINER, PLEASE.
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