It's Picture time again on Friday night...
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words....
You know who needs more words?
Friday, April 8, 2011
Friday... Friday.. *Insert Rebecca Black song here*
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Friday, April 1, 2011
Ledgerific Life
The 1990's began your career
From Australia you moved to here.
You starred in 10 Things I Hate About You
My eyes were stuck to you like glue.
I've never seen such a face
Or muscles that take up lots of space.
The armor you wore in "A Knight's Tale"
Made my heart pump fast and my face go pale.
You're the only villain to make Batman afraid
and DEFINITELY you could have beat up Blade.
You cannot imagine how much I cried
When I found out that you died.
All my childhood dreams and hopes
Were crushed the moment that you choked.
So i dedicated this ode in honor of your big day
I mean, 32 would have been pretty old
But you're just laying in a coffin, dead and cold.
Heath Ledger, you need to get a...................................................................................LIFE. hahaha get it?
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Friday, March 25, 2011
He Looks Like Luigi
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Friday, February 25, 2011
Tyrant Talk Show Host
There are two kinds of tv personalities in the world: those who care about the people on their show, and those who obviously don't. An example of someone who cares about the people on their talk show would be.... well.. noone. Sorry, I've never seen a talk show where the host actually cared more about the people that were on the show than the money that those people brought into the show. One example of this would be Jerry Springer, and his lovely daytime television show, the Jerry Springer show. This man has exploited anything one could think of, including incest, pornography, affairs, and any other type of private happening. If he spent half as much effort building homes for the poor as he did exploiting these poor people to keep his ratings up, he would be one of the biggest philanthropists this world has ever seen. As it is, he refuses to do good and share; i guess its good, because nobody wants a slice of the pie he makes every week.
what the heck, jerry.
Jerry Springer, You need to get a.............LIFE, LOSER!!!!
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Friday, February 18, 2011
Princess Person and Dopey Dog
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Friday, February 11, 2011
Bearded Beau Brings Up Bile
Joaquin Phoenix, You need to get a ......................................BIG RAZOR, BRO!
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Thursday, February 3, 2011
Ridiculous and Religious = Riotous Runt
Tom Cruise, You need to get a................................DIFFERENT DIVINATION, DUDE!
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